Stupid Volcano Ash

Seriously? Right when its about time for me to fly back to the states, a volcano's gotta belch out a great big cloud of ash and delay all the flight in and out of England??? Gah...

I am supposed to fly out on Wednesday...

The ash was supposed to hit around 5pm yesterday... then midnight last night... then 1pm today... still no ash!!!

All flights are canceled til sometime tomorrow (Saturday).

And I can't find a stinkin' phone number that will help me figure out what to do about my flight!

If the darn ash would just drop already, it would dissipate and then flights can resume back to normal!!!!

I'm a little stressed out but I really don't think it shows ...